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27th-Jul-2010 09:04 pm - Internet, I'm only going to say this once:
heartsalliance: HBIC (bitch please)
In no way, in no universe, could Jared Padalecki ever be Dick Grayson. Neverrrrrrrrr.






But in other, awesomer, news--OMFGGGG I FINALLY GOT TO SEE BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD, AND IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

I watched it three times back-to-back, because it's good and also because I am weird about Jason and Bruce. Weird enough to refer to comic book characters by their first names regularly, but whatever, you get it. Sean was trying to wow me with his Wikipedia-Fu, dropping some serious knowledge on me while I was all, "STFU, Sean, Batman is talking! In the end it was just, "Hey did you know they held a phone-in contest to decide if Jason should be killed off or not?" And I was like, "Duuuuur, Sean, did you know that in 1987, Judd Winick, the writer of the movie and the comic it's based on, called that contest and placed a vote for Jason to live? DID YOU? WELL?! STFU, JASON IS ANGSTING BADASSILY. *FANGASM*"

I'm going to get my nerd rage propeller hat on for a sec to state that, omg Jason totally died in Africa because he was looking for his mom, NOT in Bosnia, wtf? There's also something FAR MORE IMPORTANT I want to rage about, but it's a spoiler so I'll hold my tongue.

NPH was grate! NPH should ALWAYS be Dick, always! Not Jared Padalecki, everrrrr. Can you hear me, J2/Wincest shippers? N. E. V. E. R. NEVER. I like Jared, he is most delicious and made of sexy, but while Dick isn't my favorite of Bruce's kids (lawl, who could that be?) he is still Dick Grayson AND ILHIM YOU NO CAN HAS! Just because Jensen is playing Jason, does not mean Jared can be Dick. IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK THAT WAY.

...Everybody knows the only correct analogy is that Jared is Donna Troy.


Fuck Yeah.
Fuck Yeah.





Mood: annoyed
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